Hello, Super Duper Internet. May I help you?
You people have really done it this time. You've deleted my mail.
Is this mail that you hadn't downloaded yet on your computer?
No! I had it right here and now it is gone. Why did you do such a thing?
I assure you ma'am, we didn't delete your mail. Have you checked in your trash can?
That's ridiculous. But hold on, I'll look………No. There's nothing here but some old junk mail and some food scraps.
Food scraps?
What's so surprising about that? What do you use your trash can for?
