Hello, Elmer's Electronics. How can I help you?
I bought a damn power strip from you for my computer and it doesn't work!
Does the light come on the switch at all when you plug it in?
No. It's dead as a door nail!
Okay. Well, bring it in and we'll replace it. Did you double check that it is securely plugged into the outlet on the wall?
Hold on, I'll check again. .....jeez! I can't believe this.
Believe what?
Sorry. I had the damn thing plugged into itself!
