Hello, Can't Crash Computers, may I help you?
You better. You people have to wake up pretty early in the morning to swindle me!
Sir, I can assure you we are an honest business. What is the problem?
I came in and brought a brand new computer from you. And when I got it home, I found out it was used!
I don't see how that could be, sir. It came sealed in a box didn't it?
Oh yes. You people are tricky. It looked new, but when I turned it on it had the date right on there. Windows 98!
