Hello, Super Duper Memory Warehouse. May I help you?
I certainly hope so. The memory strip I ordered from you doesn't work.
We test everything before shipping. Did you have problems with the installation?
I'll say. The box got rained on outside my door before I got home.
Well, if it got wet and you carefully dried it before installation I don't think there would have been any harm.
I tried that. In fact I put it in the microwave for a minute or two.
It's curled up and won't even fit in the computer now. I have to return it to you for a new one.