SuperFast Speedy Internet Service, may I help you?
Yes I need a new number to get online.
Sir, are you experiencing busy signals?
No, I'm getting a divorce and I'm moving. My wife is keeping the house. So I'm the one who has to get a new number.
Which city are you moving to?
Oh, I'm not moving to a new city. Just to an apartment in town.
Why do you need a new Internet service number then?
I just don't want the computer to get confused, since I'll be at a new number and everything.