Hello, tech support.
Why do you people saying buying things on the Internet is so simple?
What seems to be the trouble, Ma'am?
Well, now I'll have to go to the bank to get a new credit card.
There are some fraudulent merchants online. You do have to be careful.
I know that now. The computer won't even give my card back.
Your card back?
I put it in the slot and it never came back out.
The slot?
You know. The credit card slot right on the front.
