Hello, help desk.
You've got to get down here right away. I'm a temp in the purchasing department. The computer looks like it's going to blow up!
Calm down. Is there a fire?
Is there smoke coming from the machine?
No, it isn't smoking…but it looks like it's going to go any minute!
Is it making a noise?
No. Just get down here. Please! I came back from lunch…and the screen is going crazy…it looks like it's traveling through space and going to blow up!