Hello, Instant Internet, may I help you?
Hello there. I'd like to have the Internet delivered.
Great I can sign you up for our service and have you online in no time. What kind of computer and modem do you have?
Umm, it's a new computer and the store told me I could have the Internet delivered on CD ROM.
We can send you the software you need to connect to the Internet.
I was told the Internet could be sent to me. I don't like the idea of tying up my telephone line.
Well, then, how wide is your front door?
My front door?
Yes, will it take a standard size cargo pallet?
Why?
Because you're going to need a lot of discs.
