Hello, help desk.
This is Mr. Quackenbush on the third floor. I think you are having network trouble again. I can't log on.
The network isn't down, Mr. Quackenbush. Have you forgotten your password again?
All I know is I can't log on.
Well, did you use the special password we set up for you?
Yes. IFORGOT.
No, sir. The special password is IFORGET.
Are you sure? I'm pretty certain it was IFORGOT.
Why don't you type in IFORGET and see if that works?
Okay… Hmmm… Sorry for bothering you.
