Hello, help desk.
Hello, I'm having a problem with my laptop. It doesn't start, it gives me messages saying "Keyboard bios error." Do you know what that could be?
Obviously it's a keyboard problem, sir. Did you spill anything on it?
No… I'm very careful.
Did you have it outside in the rain, or by a pool?
No…. but could the problem be my sweaty hands?
Hmmm…I don't think so.
My hands are really sweaty, I'm under a lot of pressure here at work.