May 1999

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1. like a kindergarten teacher
   
2. Printing, GW-BASIC, and Ancient hardware
   
3. Fun Acronyms
   
4. My microphone doesn't work
   
5. No Title
   
6. Missing Report
   
7. Can you hold my hand?
   
8. You know it's gonna be a long call when...
   
9. General Protection Default
   
10. Family Affair
    
11. address?
    
12. TILT!
    
13. Modem Noise
    
14. No Title
    
15. Tech Support for Technicians
    
16. long distance virus
    
17. Leaky Hardware
    
18. RAS-berries!
    
19. Sounds like i messed up
    
20. A 1000 words mean nothing!
    
21. No Title
    
22. No, that isn't the Turbo button
    
23. make up your mind
    
24. Intentional Misuse
    
25. Morning Coffee
    
26. No Title
    
27. Powerless...
    
28. one bright fella...
    
29. Just Talk to me.
    
30. click
    
31. Locked Password.
    
32. Student ID
    
33. come on now!
    
34. Bribing RAM
    
35. what the
    
36. Why is this file so big?
    
37. Gee, Cartman is fatter than I thought
    
38. dumb
    
39. Printing problems
    
40. How?
    
41. Forgot something?!
    
42. The Cup Holder
    
43. Corrupted Word document...
    
44. Operator Error, Brain Not Found, Press F1 To Continue
    
45. No matter what you do, people are still stupid
    
46. Where are you??
    
47. Old people should all be colorblind...
    
48. Frustrated
    
49. Some Interesting People.
    
50. They really exist!!!
    
51. Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out
    
52. When techs call other techs
    
53. Communication Problems
    
54. Just Delete it......U dont need those lines in the Registry
    
55. IPF in what?
    
56. Printer Won't Work
    
57. No Title
    
58. No sir, the computer won't read those
    
59. Purple Monitors
    
60. Hard Disk clearout
    
61. Things that make you go...
    
62. Email Address
    
63. What color is your cursor
    
64. Microsoft Support
    
65. Dumb users
    
66. Overseas conference call
    
67. Tech By Correspondence
    
68. Arabic Keyboard Master
    
69. Number zero, letter zero....
    
70. COMBUSTION VS. ELETRICUTION
    
71. Magic Email
    
72. Electronics Store Vs. Help Desk Tech
    
73. Freakboy
    
74. email freaks!
    
75. Square Hole, Round Mouse
    
76. Your Child, please
    
77. Don't give an internet connection to your mother in law
    
78. S.P.S.N.O.C. 1
    
79. Customer Technical Support
    
80. No Title
    
81. When does the hurting stop?
    
82. Backup Blunder.
    
83. Spring Break
    
84. No Title
    
85. Sure we do!
    
86. A Day In The Life of An Answer Rep
    
87. No Title
    
88. Unplug the mouse
    
89. demons
    
90. Uni teacher
    
91. Translation Woes
    
92. I love kids
    
93. where is everything?
    
94. Deeper Issues
    
95. No Title
    
96. Snaps with a difference?
    
97. A custard I wanted to 'punch'.
    
98. Ctrl/Alt/del
    
99. BUSY
    
100. Preppy Idiot
     
101. A whiter shade of pale!
     
102. Mom and the mouse
     
103. Lord of the Underworld
     
104. Welcome to the world of the apple.....
     
105. Dr. Suess Email
     
106. hardware problems
     
107. AO* Buys Automobiles?
     
108. Y2K and Speakers
     
109. Danger:High Voltage
     
110. power?
     
111. It will cost you now!!!
     
112. No Title
     
113. Secret video camera in every home.
     
114. Well it is 5.25 inches...
     
115. Can't find website!
     
116. Duff University Dial up
     
117. Your co-employees are out to get you
     

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